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Cum se distrează un contabil plictisit?

- Cum este contabilul care îşi ia o singură zi de vacanţă pe an, pleacă de la firmă la ora 23, lucrează în fiecare weekend şi renunţă la pauza de prânz? - Leneş. XXXXX O doamnă trecută de prima tinerețe merge la doctor pentru un control de rutină. - Din păcate am o veste groaznică. Mai ai de trăit cel mult un an. - Şi ce pot să fac? întreabă doamna printre lacrimi. - Mărita-te cu un contabil cât poţi de repede. - Şi? Voi trăi mai mult? - Nu, dar timpul va trece atât de greu. XXXXX Un om de afaceri îi spune unui prieten bun cum caută cu disperare un contabil. - Nu înțeleg, răspunde prietenul. Ai angajat un contabil acum câteva săptămâni. - Tocmai pe el îl caut. XXXXX Doi contabili sunt la coadă la ghişeul băncii când un grup de răufăcători dau o spargere. Când toti sunt aliniaţi cu fața la perete şi tâlharii le golesc buzunarele, primul contabil îi strecoară discret celui de al doilea câteva bancnote. - Ce-i cu ăştia? şoptește surprins al doilea contabil. - Sunt banii pe care ţi-i datoram. XXXXX Cum se distrează un contabil plictisit? Adună numerele din cartea de telefon.



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